It’s a boyd, no it’s a plane.
Whatever it is, don’t answer the phone.
She’s at it again.
She doesn’t understand the word, “No.”
She’s your best friend whether you want her or not.
She’s the yenta from hell.
Geri Brin has been searching high and low for a girl for her 31-year-old son Colby, and created an entire website dedicated to mothers on the search for someone to date their single kids. Because you’re killing your mother living your life like this!
Colby Brin has already gone on dates with any girl his mother can find, from her upholsterer’s saleswoman to her dental hygienist’s friend’s daughter. Colby tells the Post, “Literally, if she hears of a single woman, she’ll mention it to me. It’s almost like a synapse in her brain that’s been conditioned to automatically fire.” On the site, Brin describes Colby as “fit and funny, witty and willful, curious and cultured. Not to mention good looking. He’s a catch. He has great friends, a loving family, and never turns away from a good debate with every single one of us.” If you’re interested, you can hit the “Send a Message to My Mom!” button, and true love could be yours.
Though Colby hasn’t found the one yet, he says he’s not that embarrassed at his mother’s crusade. He said, “Look, I’m a Jewish guy who grew up in New York. Obviously, I’m a momma’s boy. Who are you kidding?” That’s nice, Colby, but until you become a doctor like your brother you’re never going to find the right girl.