Gay Muslim Bar to open near Ground Zero Jihad Victory Mosque.

Don't look at me. It's forbidden.

The newly approved Jihad Victory Mosque, two blocks from Ground Zero, will be getting new company.

Greg Gutfeld, an entertainer, has announced that he is seriously working on opening a gay bar for Muslim men across the street from the new center. Various names are being collected including but not limited to: Al Jizzera, Club Allah-bye, and Mohammad and Sons.

Also in the works, a Mohammad Novelty Works store where everything with the Prophet’s picture ( forbidden in Islam) will be available for the many Muslims frequenting the mosque. Available will be Mohammad shopping bags, dildoes in the shape of the Prophet’s face, Mohammad blow up dolls, Mohammad toilet paper, and other sundries for use during the Hajj ( pilgrimage to Mecca).

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So, the Muslim investors championing the construction of the new mosque near Ground Zero claim it’s all about strengthening the relationship between the Muslim and non-Muslim world.

As an American, I believe they have every right to build the mosque – after all, if they buy the land and they follow the law – who can stop them?

Which is, why, in the spirit of outreach, I’ve decided to do the same thing.

I’m announcing tonight, that I am planning to build and open the first gay bar that caters not only to the west, but also Islamic gay men. To best express my sincere desire for dialogue, the bar will be situated next to the mosque Park51, in an available commercial space.

This is not a joke. I’ve already spoken to a number of investors, who have pledged their support in this bipartisan bid for understanding and tolerance.

As you know, the Muslim faith doesn’t look kindly upon homosexuality, which is why I’m building this bar. It is an effort to break down barriers and reduce deadly homophobia in the Islamic world.

The goal, however, is not simply to open a typical gay bar, but one friendly to men of Islamic faith. An entire floor, for example, will feature non-alcoholic drinks, since booze is forbidden by the faith. The bar will be open all day and night, to accommodate men who would rather keep their sexuality under wraps – but still want to dance.

Bottom line: I hope that the mosque owners will be as open to the bar, as I am to the new mosque. After all, the belief driving them to open up their center near Ground Zero, is no different than mine.

My place, however, will have better music.

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3 Responses to Gay Muslim Bar to open near Ground Zero Jihad Victory Mosque.

  1. Vince Werber says:

    Sounds like a plan to me!!!

    Now if only someone would build a pork rib food-o-mart on the other side we would be good to go πŸ™‚


    • infidel says:


      My first thought was “GAY?” “BAR?” “Muslim!?”

      Someone should warn their recruits, I mean customers, that being gay is illegal in Islam. And probably fatal under Sharia?

  2. Trencherbone says:

    Regarding Greg Gutfeld’s Gay Bar!

    The Ground Zero Victory Mosque is a well publicized example of a general phenomenon: Mosques mean trouble! In Europe (and soon in America), wherever Mosques are built, the locals can say goodbye to their homes, streets, neighborhoods and eventually their towns.

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